Bobby
How many current Premier league players would you say you've done the dirty deed with?
Have you ever "scored" with an English International player? If so any clues? Obviously a photograph is out, but which celebrity in the limelight would you say you most resemble?
Apart from Footballers, have you ever "succomb" to the charms of any well known celebs..........again any clues?
Following out of ten please for potential shagability?

Joanne
I have encounted about 9 premier league players to date..no England internationals I don't think, but certanily Scotland and Wales!
It is very hard to for me to say who I look like, so I asked a few friends, and they told me Martine McCutcheon, Cher, Danny Minogue, Angelina Jolie!!! make of that what you will!
Yes there have been a few 'non footballers' I am ashamed to say, just before I left England I spent a horrible, boring night with a member of a very famous boy band! On that shagability list, I would only look twice at Jap Staam, as I have heard some seriously impressive things about him!

Mike Jeffries
Did she find playing football less than 24 hours before sex affected a players performance?

Joanne
Sex just before a game does affect them sometimes, it depends on how long they have had to recover in-between incidents...beau 3 played really crap after the coach business!

Frak.Scene
A mate of mine works at a Living Well health club near to Filbert St. that Robbie Savage and a young lady-that isn't his girlfriend frequented before last Christmas, though whether that was Joanne or not I do not know...?

Joanne
Ah the Living Well Health Club, I remember it well!!!!!

Euan
Jo hope you're keeping okay. I originally hail from Dundee , from whence "Beau 4" descended - and his ferocity is legendary . He allegedly headbutted someone who disputed his eligibility to walk straight to the front of the queue for a taxi. He also started a fight with a guy who was on crutches with his leg in plaster . Heaven only knows what he did to poor you!

Joanne
Dear Euan....can't comment, but have you ever noticed how he always has a nice new waistcoat on when he attends court!!!!......

Webmiester
(Apart from Danny Baker) Fave radio show when in the UK?

Joanne
Apart from the Dans my fave radio show is (or should I say was) Round The Horn from the sixties with Kenneth Williams..I have them all on tape!

Webmiester
Fave Porn Star?

Joanne
Jeff Striker (Helen has his plaster cast penis!) and Tabetha Cash who is gorgeous and yes I would!

Webmiester
If there is a God, would they wear (a) sandals (b) Doc Martins (c) Bright red girlie shoes with six inch heels?

Joanne
If there is a God he is a she and she would wear plastic white knee length boots...my personal choice as well!

Webmiester
If forced, who would you have a drink with (a)Glen Hoddle (b)David Mellor (c)Ken Bates, and how many pints would it take before you hit them?

Joanne
I really wouldn't like to have a drink with Hoddle, Mellor or Bates but I would hit Ken Bates even before I sat down for being so bearded!

Webmiester
If you were voted into power in the next election what would be the first law you pass?

Joanne
My first law if I were in power would be that I was made manager of the English Football team and me and my friends would pick them on looks and performance alone, and I would also make it illegal for David Mellor to ever go on radio again.

Webmiester
You bump into Danny Baker in the street, what is the first thing you say to him?

Joanne
If I saw Danny Baker in the street the first thing I would say is "psst..wanna see some polaroids?"

Webmiester
Who will be the next Beatle to snuff it?

Joanne
Cannot answer the Beatle question as I love them so much I cannot think about loosing another one!

Webmiester
Last CD you bought?

Joanne
Last C.D I bought ( Shane bought it for me actually!) was Mad Season by Matchbox 20

Webmiester
What are the Football teams you love to HATE?

Joanne
I love to hate Derby...it's just in the blood I guess!

Webmiester
Belly Button-sticky out or sticky in?

Joanne
My belly button is sticky in!

Webmiester
What's your all time favourite joke?

Joanne
My favourite joke was something I once heard about Danny Kelly and a talking groin!

Webmiester
What was your favourite school lunch?

Joanne
Fave school lunch was sticky toffee pudding

Webmiester
What's your favourite Soup?

Joanne
Fave soup is vegetable

Webmiester
What's your favourite sandwich?

Joanne
Fave sandwich is vegimite

Webmiester
What's your favourite crisp?

Joanne
Fave crisp is salt & vinegar

Webmiester
What's your favourite pie?

Joanne
Fave pie is...spinach and ricotta cheese ( an Australian speciality)

Postscript
So who were the Footballers and Managers involved?
Well obviously Joanne wouldn't say but we've our own ideas.
Beau One - Simon Grayson
Beau Two - Steve Walsh
Beau Three - Robbie Savahe
Beau Four - Duncan Ferguson
Manager 1 - Brian Little
Manager 2 - Walter Smith